By: John The Violator
10. Your Golden Retriever just loves going for rides in your Volvo 240 DL.
9. You own a John Tesh album.
8. When you go to a jazz concert you actually pick up on and laugh at the little nuances between the bassist and sax0phone player.
7. You cringe at the thought of eating non organic split peas.
6. Your cat has worn a miniature tuxedo.
5. The lens in your sunglasses could double as a saucer sled.
4. “No Fat Sugar Free Soy Venti Coldpress Chai Latte With a Shot………… Room for Cream”.
3. You would just die if you got a scuff on your Louis Vuitton bag.
2. You’d rather be at a dog show.
1. You are wearing your Blue Tooth even though you know damn well that you left your cell phone at home.
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I am confused as to the timeline of these, which is just how I like it.