By: John The Violator Featuting Mr. Stunt Fingerz
10. A pineapple
9. Our Fists (All 4 at one time)
8. A Steve Largent Bobblehead Doll
7. A Volvo 240 DL
6. His own administration’s Domestic Spying Program
5. Dick Cheney’s pacemaker
4. Condi Rice’s “Caveman-esque” forehead
3. The entire 1972 USA Olympic Swim Team, including Mark Spitz and all nine of his Gold Metals.
2. A “Don’t Mess with Texas” coffee mug filled to capaticy with piping hot coffee.
1. The not yet released “Ken and Ken Gay Wedding Playset” From Mattel
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Being from Texas and all, I’m guessing that Prez would rather enjoy 4 fists up his tookus AND the piping hot coffee. Condaleeza Rice is currently residing firmly wedged between his large colon and left kidney.