By: John The Violator
Not many people know this about me, but a few years ago I was viciously molested. I’m not talking about the nice kind of mild molestation that although uncomfortable can be enjoyable if you close your eyes and think of a happy place. I’m talking about the kind of molestation that you [...]
John The Viloator’s Spooktacular Halloween Spookstravoganza!
National “Boss” Day
By: John The Violator
I have not historically been a huge fan of unnecessary holidays. For instance, Valentines Day, United Nations Day, and Columbus Day all mean absolutely jack shit to me. I don’t get the day off, I don’t get an excuse to see my family, and with the exception of United Nations Day, I [...]
Top 10 Product Slogans I’d love to see
By: John The Violator
10: Preparation H – “Don’t worry, your secret is safe with us”.
9: Marlboro - “You can’t live forever”
8: Volvo – “Douche bags wanted”
7: Depends Adult Diapers – “For those times when you just don’t feel like getting up”
6: O’Douls non alcoholic beer – “The ambiguously gay beverage”
5: [...]
