By: John The Violator
10: Preparation H – “Don’t worry, your secret is safe with us”.
9: Marlboro - “You can’t live forever”
8: Volvo – “Douche bags wanted”
7: Depends Adult Diapers – “For those times when you just don’t feel like getting up”
6: O’Douls non alcoholic beer – “The ambiguously gay beverage”
5: Trojan Brand MAGNUM Condums – “You fucking wish”
4: KFC – “This shit tastes just like chicken”
3: Viagra – “Trust us, you could break concrete with it”
2: Vagasil – “Making men cringe since 1973″
1: Bud Light – “Come on, you’re not THAT pregnant”
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Magnum condoms should not be sold in the US because everyone knows that the average American male penis is exactly 2.5″ fully erect.
I think you should add the following to your list:
Wes Welker – #1 in my slot and in my heart!