By: John The Violator
I have not historically been a huge fan of unnecessary holidays. For instance, Valentines Day, United Nations Day, and Columbus Day all mean absolutely jack shit to me. I don’t get the day off, I don’t get an excuse to see my family, and with the exception of United Nations Day, I don’t even have an excuse to polish off an 18 pack of coldies.
With that being said, I just looked at my calendar and nearly shit my pants! No, it’s not National Shit Your Pants Day (sorry Elting); today is National Boss Day! I didn’t realize that we had a holiday to give thanks and praise to the one and only Bruce Springsteen! This is better than Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and Boxing Day combined!
In recognition of this great holiday I invite all of you to join in as I try organize a group of people to set a new World Record. I would like to set the record for the World’s Largest Simultaneous Fist Rock. At 5:15pm today I want all of you to crank the Springsteen hit(s) of your choice and fist rock until the wheels fall off. I don’t care if you play one song, one album, or your entire Springsteen Library. All I am asking is that you give Springsteen some fist love, after all hasn’t he earned some respect???? For the love of God he has his own fucking holiday!!!
Fin
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I’m sorry, I didn’t fist The Boss. He’s not really into that…..
Oh…oh, my. My mistake. I just re-read the blog. Fist ROCK. As in pump my fist enthusiastically for something I like, e.i. The Boss. My bad. Stupid, Erin, just stupid. Of course you meant fist rock and not fisting. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Oh well, it was worth it. I totally had my hand up Springsteens wow hole.